Insult Poem
I've never seen so big
He may be fatter then a pig
He eats all the food in the house
He never leaves any for a mouse
You really need to take a hint
That you need to eat a mint
Why do you try so hard
Because you're really just a plain fat lard
2nd Insult Poem
You think you are so cool
But really you are just a fool
You eat all my food
because you are really rude
Your eyes are as brown as poop
Your nose looks like a ice cream scoop.
Why do you act so mean
because really you're just a little bean
because really you're just a little bean
